THE VAMPIRE HANDBOOK
P. J. JONES
Warning: Adult humor
So, after a painstakingly long soul-searching (at least five
minutes) and after grappling with the possible fate of your immortal
soul (who cares if you’re not going to die, anyway), you’ve decided to
become a vampire.
But before beginning that dark and shadowed journey into a life of
eternal damnation, every vampire is required to read THE VAMPIRE
HANDBOOK, a short step-by-step guide to becoming a vampire and then
adjusting to the bloodsucking lifestyle.
Some of the helpful tips in this handbook include: Rules for Living
an Environmentally Friendly and Urbane, Undead Lifestyle, Dietary
Restrictions for Vampires, Engaging in Battles with Other Immortals,
Rules for Fitting into Society and not Scaring off Potential Meals and
In addition to THE VAMPIRE HANDBOOK, you will also get THE
WERE/SHAPE-SHIFTER HANDBOOK and THE ZOMBIE HANDBOOK as well as a few
sample chapters from PJ Jones's sparkly vampire parody, ROMANCE NOVEL.
Vampire Handbook is a must read for lovers of the supernatural. The
e-book edition that I read includes the were-thing/shifter handbook and
the zombie handbook along with the vampire handbook. There is also a
preview of a Twilight parody story at the end.
I have to admit, although I thought the vampire and zombie section
was pretty darn funny--the were-thing/shape-shifter section was my
favorite. It was just so hilarious!
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